Bogans will take over the world

Hello readers. Today i have a choice of doing my Chinese HW or procrastinate. I think you know the answer...

So let me ask you this what is a my worst nightmare... Yeah okay never losing my virginity but the ohter one... Yes thats right Bogans taking over the world.

I mean i know what ur asking if they cant even spell their own language how could they take over the world simple...

Sup bitches I'm so rebel >.<>

1. The disease will spread and not even a cure will stop this onslaught of madness. Every adult and child, every man and women, Every animal and human being shall be taken by this very disease. Blood shall be split on. The wall between god and humans shall be cracked Zombies will become BOGAN zombies and life as we now it shall end. First the young and the old will become one of them. Signs are: Wog accent, nonstop facebooking, saying " I didn't do it sir". parents put their infected in a room and light it on fire.

Survivors with guns are only delaying the inevitable. When infected your brain shall disappear. Luckily if an Asian you have a higher chance of living longer as our brains are so powerful it will take many bites from a bogan to change us. Still this will not be enough to stop them.

2. The bogans learn magic and need brain power to live. Slowly they suck the power of smart people so they may live. When the person is out of brain power they become one of them and take part in the rituals.

The only way to kill them is to destroy their hairstyle then burn them. To give all the brain power back we must kill the head Bogan known as... Tyler Mcdouche

3. A teleproting machine is created and a Bogan walks in with another man. Soon the bogan is in the mind of a scientist and has the same intelligence while the scientist is dumb bogan. The Bogan creates a bogan ray and recruits bogans in his threshold and kill us all.

So thats only a few of my theory. If this is popular i will create part 2, but i highly doubt it

U picked Oddjob... U asshole

Hi i know that the nobody will read this post cause of the following

1. Davids gone therefore making this a useless blog because all my friends don't read...

huh i think that it. Anyway I just wanted to type this post because I'm depressed.

Don't worry I'm not going to type some gay Facebook poem and such I'm going to talk about other stuff.

Hmm lets see.... Bogans, no ... dog licking shit faces, wait thats bogans... Ass licking donkey dick sucking assholes, wait thats bogans again...

Well this is a light post and i just wanted to say thanks David for getting me into blogging, but will probably now stop blogging cause nobody reads this...

My Resignation

My dear followers. I am writing this letter of resignation on my behalf...

Oh who am I kidding, the only ones who actually read these posts are Ian and Allan (so please note that all the offensive comment are not directed at you). This blog fails. I don't know where I went wrong, probably because it was too random, but screw you guys. Seriously, if any of you decide to spontaneously visit this dead blog and happen to read this, screw you guys. -flips you off- ,,||,,(-_-),,||,,

As a side note, I'm now employed as the designer of this blog. 

Also, if you read this Allan, you can have this Blog, I'll make you an admin if you want.

Because I haven't posted anything for a while, I thought I'd do a short entry about... well, you'll see. Also, click here and here for blogs more interesting than mine. Also, I am fully aware that my blog entries are boring to read, but blogging is addictive, so I don't really care whether you read it or not.

Another rant about life in Australia...

"Australia. A wonderful country filled with blue skies and a bustling community. Everywhere you go, you'll hear friendly words like 'Moite' or 'G'daay' spoken by the sociable citizens of Australia. As a multicultural society, you would expect people of many races to dwell in the homes of this country. Whoever you might be, you can always find a friend in this community."

That's what you'd probably hear from some optimistic Australian who has lived in this country for a long time. As someone who was born here and have lived here for over 14 years, you would expect me to be loving this country. I don't really have anything against this country, however I do not believe that this country is as wonderful as many other citizens would say.

First of all, I am an otaku (or try to be). Even though this is a multicultural society, I have not not even one store that sells the Anime products originated in Japan. I can't be fully qualified as an otaku without anime products, but it's not because I do not want to buy them, it's because it's simply not possible. FML + 1

Another thing is the prices of guitars. I know I'm only a novice guitarist, but for fucks sake, the price of guitars here are twice as expensive as America, even though the currency exchange rates are so close. [Guitarist talk, don't bother reading] I spend the same amount of money here for an Epiphone Special II as I did in China for an Epiphone Les Paul [/Guitarist talk, don't bother reading] I saved a good $800 dollars for a guitar worth over $1000 here. FML + 1

[Racism] Lastly, why are the asians here in Australia into things like c-walking and Korean Music? The Korean music, I can understand, but c-walking is black. Asians are becoming black?!? What's becoming of our world? FML + 1000 [/Racism]

I apologize for my offensive blog post but this is the simple reality that is my life. Hopefully my nightmare of the world becoming so multicultural that everyone looks the same stays as a nightmare and nothing more (seriously, I swear it will happen) This is a blog entry I wrote in class, and therefore may be of slightly worse quality. For now, that's all. I think the bell's about to go soon. Bye.

2011>2012

It's unfair 2012 gets all the spot light. Since that crappy movie everyone has been thinking about the end of the world in that year. Still ever wondered about 2011. You've let it eat it's own dirt and sleep in the rain. You people never thought of including that year as a dooms day did you?

On 2011 Friday May 21st or on October 21st there shall be a flood like in Noah's arc. See what does 2012 has the Mayans but they haven't said much other than thats the year their calender ends BUT 2011 is a different story.

You see in Noah's arc they are given 7 days to gather animals and save himself from the cruel world, but you see the Bible is a spiritual book and it meant that Human kind has 7000 years to prepare before a flood. It was in the year 4990 BC that God revealed to Noah that there would be yet 7 days until the flood of waters would be upon the earth. Now, if we substitute 1000 years for each one of those 7 days, we get 7000 years. And when we project 7000 years into the future from 4990 BC, we find that it falls on the year 2011 AD.

4990 + 2011 = 7001

Note: When counting from an Old Testament date to a New Testament date, always subtract one year because there is no year zero, resulting in:

4990 + 2011 – 1 = 7000 years exactly.

So as you can see 2012 has a couple of Mayans(which if they really were smart they could beat a couple of Spanish A-holes. i'm just saying).. 2011 on the other hand has the Bible, the frigging Bible we're talking about still there are plenty of reasons why this all could be fake AGAIN -.-

1. This is all an assumption there is no evidence provided by a prophet.

2. Who said god is real their is a lot of agnostic ( i am one) and atheists.

What i'm really trying to say is 2012 is gay and homo 2011 should be made into a movie.(Evan almighty doesn't count cause it sucks balls)

So what do you think?

The truth about this world

There are many perplexing mysteries surrounding this vast world we know as Earth. So many questions to be asked, yet only a small percentage of those questions be answered. However, there is but one small piece of knowledge that could change your view on this world dramatically. For millenniums, this world has been developing. What started out as a primitive world filled with only animals, almost all of which are extinct in the 21st century, has developed into a technological era of information. Back in the medieval era, information was very valuable. Knowledge could lead the great empires to victory in wars and battles. Over the centuries, the value of information consistently decreased. In this era, where we have internet and books, information could be worth as little as nail clipping. Why, you ask? Think about it. With the internet, information could be easily obtained by a simple click of the mouse. Back in the 12th century, information had to be discovered through thorough investigation and searches. Because information is so easily obtainable, anything was needed to be known can simply be searched up through the internet. The one simple yet devastatingly significant piece of information about this world, that is missing, is held by a single human being. He who has this knowledge can control the changes in this world at will. This knowledge, if thought about, can be figured out an a matter of seconds, but no human has ever put their mind to this one simple factor concerning the evolution of this world, yet only one human, above the world's population of 6 - 7 billion has ever reached this information. This one human's name is...

*No, but seriously I was just bored.

Every SINGLE Pokemon???????!!!!!!!

As an Asian, my life is pretty strange, but I am sure that there is one thing that you all understand. I <3 Pokemon.

When I am conscious, I never stop thinking about them; I marvel at their amazingness-ness-ness, and even when I am asleep, my dreams are dominated with my imaginary world of these awesome creatures...

Whenever I meet a wild Pokemon I yieuoay for joy, and when I defeat a Gym leader I have achieved one of my primary goals in life, the other is training my Pokemon to Level 100. When I catch a legendary Pokemon I HAVE A   $#@#!@ing ORGASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My fellow Pokemon Trainers, I admire each and every one of you. You have obtained Pokemon and trained them in your own unique way. Through our battles, we have learned many valuable lessons, and through our rivalries we have been motivated and improved in unimaginable ways. LET US SHARE THE POKE-SPIRIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And finally, if one of us succeeds in the ultimate task we all dream of accomplishing, catching every single Pokemon in this universe, we will all achieve godly forms. I can assure you that compared to the achievement of this goal, not even sex will appeal.

And to those of you who hack, your sins will never we washed away....not even while you're burning in Hell.

GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   

 


YIEUOAY~~~~~!

Schools

Because I am a human who lives for the 2D world of Anime and Manga, I find school life in Australia to be very disappointing. This entry is pretty much going to be me bitching about school life, so if you don't want to read it, you don't have to. To continue, highlight this dark area below.

Firstly, let me get something out of the way. In Australia, school life is just going to school, hanging out at recess and lunch, studying and taking notes in class, and then going home. What. The. Hell. Where are all the cute girls you see in Anime and Manga? Why don't we have typical personality traits such as 'moe' or 'tsundere' in real life? Why are there no fated meeting between girls and boys? Why don't we have after-school clubs where we can spend precious time in classrooms happily chatting and sharing interests? Why don't we even have a student council?!? I'm getting sick of my school life just thinking about it.

Now, I'm not saying that I expect school life to be as fun and interesting as Anime make them sound, but I don't expect school life to be THIS boring. I mean, I have to waste my teenage years just studying (Yes, I am aware that we need to study but for fuck's sake, I want something interesting to happen) and spending my time trapped in my room, on my computer, wishing for my life to be as interesting as what is shown on the monitor.

Australian schools are just too different. Why don't we have after-school clubs? I'm sure other countries have them. Why don't we have a student council? It makes perfect sense for part of the school to be run by respected students. WHY DON'T WE HAVE CUTE GIRLS IN OUR SCHOOLS?!? (Seriously, the difference between 2D girls and 3D girls is unimaginable...)

I have a LOT more I want to say, but if someone gets offended by this I have a feeling they'll come after me... with a gun... and a corpse bag...

So I'm ending it here, but seriously, I hope some of you readers can understand what I'm saying and hopefully are not too offended by this. If you are, then I'm sorry but I'm only expressing my own opinions.

Facebook Hates Part II

Hi everyone

It's me again. While i was on Facebook i found even more things to hate about it. :D

1. People who post everything... EVERYTHING... Here's one

OMG im stuck outside my house FML..

so... what the fuk do u want me to do come over and frigging break the down the door. Sorry i cant do that but you what i can do... press the FUK OFF button

2. People who post give out invitations nonstop and post things. I'm looking at you Farmville and Restaurant City players. -.-. ... wants you to play.... You know what i want to play? Lets kick the shit out of you if you send me another invite. - Looks at the screen and gets another Farmville request- -picks up gun- The hunt begins...

3. The most random people post. Here's a few examples:

a) don't put dirt on me if u can't handle karma

b) everyone around me is falling love while im left to die painfully and alone

You know what we don't need a Fuk Off Button... We need a: Go die in a fucking hole, then eat my shit you HOE! button.

In fact i think i might have a word with Mark Zuchenburg.

News Reporter: Today we mourn the death of Mark Zuchenburg the creator of facebook. He was killed today at his home at 3 o'clock- His face was pummeled to mash and his ribs were ripped from his body. Police are looking for the killer but have found no suspects for the time being

The box

The box is a great entity that sleeps within depths of hell.

The box knows all and sees all.

The box is your one and only belief.

The box can see through your lies and punish you for your sins.

The box has caught every single Pokemon and more.

The box can see into your soul.

The box knows what you do at night.

The box will be end of Justin Bieber's rein of terror.

The box is justice.

The box is the meaning of life.

The box is GOD.

But in the end, it's just an ordinary box.

Helllooooooo my name is Ian

Hi David, hi David's blog. My name is Ian, and I like to think that I am David's friend.

A while ago our friend Austin started blogging http://infinitecharisma.blogspot.com/, and suddenly I started my own blog. Shortly afterwards a dude called Orion started HIS blog http://blackwhitemen.blogspot.com/, and then I started my own http://iansblogoflife.blogspot.com/ (that's rite, I am advertising on David's blog; plz dont sue me). Then, our little group of friends started writing on each other's blogs, and David was inspired (i think :P) to write his own.

So here I am. I joined this blog bout 10 mins ago, and decided to do a quick post to introduce myself.

By the way, I am asian, i like pie, i am highly hyperactive (to a level you will never be able to imagine) and I like blogging of course. Its so much fun!!!!!!!


I'd like to end with my "catch-phrase"

YIEUOAY~~~~~!!!!!!!

Weaboos

Weaboos. A term used to describe a person that is overly-obsessed with Japanese, and think they'll look cool if they speak 'Japanese' in every sentence. Almost everyone hate Weaboos, but the truth is, they're just like all of us; misunderstood and leading depressing lives.

I can see why people would hate Weaboos, but they're just trying to express themselves using a mutated language neither English-speakers nor Japanese-speakers can understand. Weaboos have done nothing wrong, unless molesting our ears with gibberish would be considered as doing something wrong. A little known fact is, 90% of Wapanese ear rape actually comes from trolls, but the average human sees Weaboos as trolls that have derived from the deliciously blatant world of Anime, Manga and Gal-ge. To be honest, I'm a bit of a Weaboo myself, but I try not to look like a complete idiot in public.

Here's a video:

This is not a Weaboo, this is a troll, and I apologize if I made your ears bleed with this video.

Here's another video:

This is a real Weaboo.

But look, at least everyone laughed in the end. Compare the like/dislike ratio of the two videos and you'll see. Trolls these days seriously need to go back to ranting about stuff no one cares about.

So my point is, if you're going to hate someone, hate the trolls who make Weaboos look bad, but not the actual Weaboos, because Weaboos need love too <3 Oh but if you see a troll, just burn it.

TOYUWAKEDE, MINNA-SAN SAYONARA DE ARIMASU

*if there were parts that did not make sense to you, it wasn't supposed to make sense.

Things gay about facebook

You might be thinking 2 posts in one day! You really must be bored well yeah... So I'm just going to rant and talk about funny things.

1. When white people say Gui Lao... to Asians it 's like hearing a F.O.B. speak English.

LOLOLOLOL

2. WTF is up with people who fill ur whole face book page with .... likes .... . I mean once or twice meh, but not everyday. day after day it just keeps happening. I want a FUK OFF button. .... likes ... yeah well FUK OFF.

3. ...

4. Hmm i can't think of anything

5. Oh yeah (sorry another facebook thing) Romantic lines they shove on facebook. " When you cant think stop thinking of someone, but u know they don't think about you." Well you know what im thinking... -reaches for the FUK OFF button, presses it once then another then franticlly does it until the mouse is a puddle of plastic and parts-

6. I also hate when you destroy the mouse and your finger has acid all over it. If you'll excuse me...

Me: 000, i need help my finger is melting T-T!!!!

Lady: Again, -.- i swear this is the last time Allan

Yeah I'm just gonna add to this

Did you know that 100% of readers know the creator. This means we are lonely and we need you help. So kids donate now! If your parents don't give you the money then they don't love you. This means you have to knock them out. Once you have give us all their money and bank details. :D

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris... our hero and the butt of our jokes. We make so many praises about Chuck and yet, none of us know what he really did. Yes, true, he was a Karate/Kung Fu/ Martial Arts expert, but then there is Bruce Lee. Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?
Hahaha... Bruce Lee can beatbox with a clarinet.

No but seriously... what did he achieve in his lifetime?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_norris
...I read the article and rested my case.

But did you know that Chuck Norris strongly supported going Green. And that he was a Republican supporter? That's right... he voted for John McCain. And did you know that when Barrack Obama was elected as president, Chuck Norris personally wrote a letter to him stating that "he should learn from the unforgivable mistakes of his Democratic predecessors".
(And yet Obama defied him!!!)

And besides, why make jokes about him in the first place?

1. The Killer in Texas Chainsaw Massacre is really 10 year old Chuck with a toothpick.
2. Bullies stuff Nerds into lockers; Chuck stuffs bullies into Nerds.
3. Chuck Norris Once stabbed a knife with a human being.
4. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
5. Chuck's toilet paper is a cheese grater.

Anyway.... I think I've proven my point.

Ther is nothing great about Chuck Nor....

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