Facebook Hates Part II

Hi everyone

It's me again. While i was on Facebook i found even more things to hate about it. :D

1. People who post everything... EVERYTHING... Here's one

OMG im stuck outside my house FML..

so... what the fuk do u want me to do come over and frigging break the down the door. Sorry i cant do that but you what i can do... press the FUK OFF button

2. People who post give out invitations nonstop and post things. I'm looking at you Farmville and Restaurant City players. -.-. ... wants you to play.... You know what i want to play? Lets kick the shit out of you if you send me another invite. - Looks at the screen and gets another Farmville request- -picks up gun- The hunt begins...

3. The most random people post. Here's a few examples:

a) don't put dirt on me if u can't handle karma

b) everyone around me is falling love while im left to die painfully and alone

You know what we don't need a Fuk Off Button... We need a: Go die in a fucking hole, then eat my shit you HOE! button.

In fact i think i might have a word with Mark Zuchenburg.

News Reporter: Today we mourn the death of Mark Zuchenburg the creator of facebook. He was killed today at his home at 3 o'clock- His face was pummeled to mash and his ribs were ripped from his body. Police are looking for the killer but have found no suspects for the time being