So let me ask you this what is a my worst nightmare... Yeah okay never losing my virginity but the ohter one... Yes thats right Bogans taking over the world.
I mean i know what ur asking if they cant even spell their own language how could they take over the world simple...
Sup bitches I'm so rebel >.<>
1. The disease will spread and not even a cure will stop this onslaught of madness. Every adult and child, every man and women, Every animal and human being shall be taken by this very disease. Blood shall be split on. The wall between god and humans shall be cracked Zombies will become BOGAN zombies and life as we now it shall end. First the young and the old will become one of them. Signs are: Wog accent, nonstop facebooking, saying " I didn't do it sir". parents put their infected in a room and light it on fire.
Survivors with guns are only delaying the inevitable. When infected your brain shall disappear. Luckily if an Asian you have a higher chance of living longer as our brains are so powerful it will take many bites from a bogan to change us. Still this will not be enough to stop them.
2. The bogans learn magic and need brain power to live. Slowly they suck the power of smart people so they may live. When the person is out of brain power they become one of them and take part in the rituals.
The only way to kill them is to destroy their hairstyle then burn them. To give all the brain power back we must kill the head Bogan known as... Tyler Mcdouche
3. A teleproting machine is created and a Bogan walks in with another man. Soon the bogan is in the mind of a scientist and has the same intelligence while the scientist is dumb bogan. The Bogan creates a bogan ray and recruits bogans in his threshold and kill us all.
So thats only a few of my theory. If this is popular i will create part 2, but i highly doubt it
U picked Oddjob... U asshole
I thought bogans were now becoming obsolete...
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