Every SINGLE Pokemon???????!!!!!!!

As an Asian, my life is pretty strange, but I am sure that there is one thing that you all understand. I <3 Pokemon.

When I am conscious, I never stop thinking about them; I marvel at their amazingness-ness-ness, and even when I am asleep, my dreams are dominated with my imaginary world of these awesome creatures...

Whenever I meet a wild Pokemon I yieuoay for joy, and when I defeat a Gym leader I have achieved one of my primary goals in life, the other is training my Pokemon to Level 100. When I catch a legendary Pokemon I HAVE A   $#@#!@ing ORGASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My fellow Pokemon Trainers, I admire each and every one of you. You have obtained Pokemon and trained them in your own unique way. Through our battles, we have learned many valuable lessons, and through our rivalries we have been motivated and improved in unimaginable ways. LET US SHARE THE POKE-SPIRIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And finally, if one of us succeeds in the ultimate task we all dream of accomplishing, catching every single Pokemon in this universe, we will all achieve godly forms. I can assure you that compared to the achievement of this goal, not even sex will appeal.

And to those of you who hack, your sins will never we washed away....not even while you're burning in Hell.

GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   

 


YIEUOAY~~~~~!