Chuck Norris... our hero and the butt of our jokes. We make so many praises about Chuck and yet, none of us know what he really did. Yes, true, he was a Karate/Kung Fu/ Martial Arts expert, but then there is Bruce Lee. Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?
Hahaha... Bruce Lee can beatbox with a clarinet.
No but seriously... what did he achieve in his lifetime?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_norris
...I read the article and rested my case.
But did you know that Chuck Norris strongly supported going Green. And that he was a Republican supporter? That's right... he voted for John McCain. And did you know that when Barrack Obama was elected as president, Chuck Norris personally wrote a letter to him stating that "he should learn from the unforgivable mistakes of his Democratic predecessors".
(And yet Obama defied him!!!)
And besides, why make jokes about him in the first place?
- The Killer in Texas Chainsaw Massacre is really 10 year old Chuck with a toothpick.
- Bullies stuff Nerds into lockers; Chuck stuffs bullies into Nerds.
- Chuck Norris Once stabbed a knife with a human being.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- Chuck's toilet paper is a cheese grater.
Anyway.... I think I've proven my point.
Ther is nothing great about Chuck Nor....
Number 5 might make Chuck sound cool if he was grating his ass since every other Chuck Norris joke doesn't really make sense either, but if you use that line with any other person e.g. 'Bob's toilet paper is a cheese grater', it would just make them sound like an idiot. Just sayin'
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