The truth about this world

There are many perplexing mysteries surrounding this vast world we know as Earth. So many questions to be asked, yet only a small percentage of those questions be answered. However, there is but one small piece of knowledge that could change your view on this world dramatically. For millenniums, this world has been developing. What started out as a primitive world filled with only animals, almost all of which are extinct in the 21st century, has developed into a technological era of information. Back in the medieval era, information was very valuable. Knowledge could lead the great empires to victory in wars and battles. Over the centuries, the value of information consistently decreased. In this era, where we have internet and books, information could be worth as little as nail clipping. Why, you ask? Think about it. With the internet, information could be easily obtained by a simple click of the mouse. Back in the 12th century, information had to be discovered through thorough investigation and searches. Because information is so easily obtainable, anything was needed to be known can simply be searched up through the internet. The one simple yet devastatingly significant piece of information about this world, that is missing, is held by a single human being. He who has this knowledge can control the changes in this world at will. This knowledge, if thought about, can be figured out an a matter of seconds, but no human has ever put their mind to this one simple factor concerning the evolution of this world, yet only one human, above the world's population of 6 - 7 billion has ever reached this information. This one human's name is...

*No, but seriously I was just bored.

Every SINGLE Pokemon???????!!!!!!!

As an Asian, my life is pretty strange, but I am sure that there is one thing that you all understand. I <3 Pokemon.

When I am conscious, I never stop thinking about them; I marvel at their amazingness-ness-ness, and even when I am asleep, my dreams are dominated with my imaginary world of these awesome creatures...

Whenever I meet a wild Pokemon I yieuoay for joy, and when I defeat a Gym leader I have achieved one of my primary goals in life, the other is training my Pokemon to Level 100. When I catch a legendary Pokemon I HAVE A   $#@#!@ing ORGASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My fellow Pokemon Trainers, I admire each and every one of you. You have obtained Pokemon and trained them in your own unique way. Through our battles, we have learned many valuable lessons, and through our rivalries we have been motivated and improved in unimaginable ways. LET US SHARE THE POKE-SPIRIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And finally, if one of us succeeds in the ultimate task we all dream of accomplishing, catching every single Pokemon in this universe, we will all achieve godly forms. I can assure you that compared to the achievement of this goal, not even sex will appeal.

And to those of you who hack, your sins will never we washed away....not even while you're burning in Hell.

GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   

 


YIEUOAY~~~~~!

Schools

Because I am a human who lives for the 2D world of Anime and Manga, I find school life in Australia to be very disappointing. This entry is pretty much going to be me bitching about school life, so if you don't want to read it, you don't have to. To continue, highlight this dark area below.

Firstly, let me get something out of the way. In Australia, school life is just going to school, hanging out at recess and lunch, studying and taking notes in class, and then going home. What. The. Hell. Where are all the cute girls you see in Anime and Manga? Why don't we have typical personality traits such as 'moe' or 'tsundere' in real life? Why are there no fated meeting between girls and boys? Why don't we have after-school clubs where we can spend precious time in classrooms happily chatting and sharing interests? Why don't we even have a student council?!? I'm getting sick of my school life just thinking about it.

Now, I'm not saying that I expect school life to be as fun and interesting as Anime make them sound, but I don't expect school life to be THIS boring. I mean, I have to waste my teenage years just studying (Yes, I am aware that we need to study but for fuck's sake, I want something interesting to happen) and spending my time trapped in my room, on my computer, wishing for my life to be as interesting as what is shown on the monitor.

Australian schools are just too different. Why don't we have after-school clubs? I'm sure other countries have them. Why don't we have a student council? It makes perfect sense for part of the school to be run by respected students. WHY DON'T WE HAVE CUTE GIRLS IN OUR SCHOOLS?!? (Seriously, the difference between 2D girls and 3D girls is unimaginable...)

I have a LOT more I want to say, but if someone gets offended by this I have a feeling they'll come after me... with a gun... and a corpse bag...

So I'm ending it here, but seriously, I hope some of you readers can understand what I'm saying and hopefully are not too offended by this. If you are, then I'm sorry but I'm only expressing my own opinions.

Facebook Hates Part II

Hi everyone

It's me again. While i was on Facebook i found even more things to hate about it. :D

1. People who post everything... EVERYTHING... Here's one

OMG im stuck outside my house FML..

so... what the fuk do u want me to do come over and frigging break the down the door. Sorry i cant do that but you what i can do... press the FUK OFF button

2. People who post give out invitations nonstop and post things. I'm looking at you Farmville and Restaurant City players. -.-. ... wants you to play.... You know what i want to play? Lets kick the shit out of you if you send me another invite. - Looks at the screen and gets another Farmville request- -picks up gun- The hunt begins...

3. The most random people post. Here's a few examples:

a) don't put dirt on me if u can't handle karma

b) everyone around me is falling love while im left to die painfully and alone

You know what we don't need a Fuk Off Button... We need a: Go die in a fucking hole, then eat my shit you HOE! button.

In fact i think i might have a word with Mark Zuchenburg.

News Reporter: Today we mourn the death of Mark Zuchenburg the creator of facebook. He was killed today at his home at 3 o'clock- His face was pummeled to mash and his ribs were ripped from his body. Police are looking for the killer but have found no suspects for the time being

The box

The box is a great entity that sleeps within depths of hell.

The box knows all and sees all.

The box is your one and only belief.

The box can see through your lies and punish you for your sins.

The box has caught every single Pokemon and more.

The box can see into your soul.

The box knows what you do at night.

The box will be end of Justin Bieber's rein of terror.

The box is justice.

The box is the meaning of life.

The box is GOD.

But in the end, it's just an ordinary box.

Helllooooooo my name is Ian

Hi David, hi David's blog. My name is Ian, and I like to think that I am David's friend.

A while ago our friend Austin started blogging http://infinitecharisma.blogspot.com/, and suddenly I started my own blog. Shortly afterwards a dude called Orion started HIS blog http://blackwhitemen.blogspot.com/, and then I started my own http://iansblogoflife.blogspot.com/ (that's rite, I am advertising on David's blog; plz dont sue me). Then, our little group of friends started writing on each other's blogs, and David was inspired (i think :P) to write his own.

So here I am. I joined this blog bout 10 mins ago, and decided to do a quick post to introduce myself.

By the way, I am asian, i like pie, i am highly hyperactive (to a level you will never be able to imagine) and I like blogging of course. Its so much fun!!!!!!!


I'd like to end with my "catch-phrase"

YIEUOAY~~~~~!!!!!!!

Weaboos

Weaboos. A term used to describe a person that is overly-obsessed with Japanese, and think they'll look cool if they speak 'Japanese' in every sentence. Almost everyone hate Weaboos, but the truth is, they're just like all of us; misunderstood and leading depressing lives.

I can see why people would hate Weaboos, but they're just trying to express themselves using a mutated language neither English-speakers nor Japanese-speakers can understand. Weaboos have done nothing wrong, unless molesting our ears with gibberish would be considered as doing something wrong. A little known fact is, 90% of Wapanese ear rape actually comes from trolls, but the average human sees Weaboos as trolls that have derived from the deliciously blatant world of Anime, Manga and Gal-ge. To be honest, I'm a bit of a Weaboo myself, but I try not to look like a complete idiot in public.

Here's a video:

This is not a Weaboo, this is a troll, and I apologize if I made your ears bleed with this video.

Here's another video:

This is a real Weaboo.

But look, at least everyone laughed in the end. Compare the like/dislike ratio of the two videos and you'll see. Trolls these days seriously need to go back to ranting about stuff no one cares about.

So my point is, if you're going to hate someone, hate the trolls who make Weaboos look bad, but not the actual Weaboos, because Weaboos need love too <3 Oh but if you see a troll, just burn it.

TOYUWAKEDE, MINNA-SAN SAYONARA DE ARIMASU

*if there were parts that did not make sense to you, it wasn't supposed to make sense.

Things gay about facebook

You might be thinking 2 posts in one day! You really must be bored well yeah... So I'm just going to rant and talk about funny things.

1. When white people say Gui Lao... to Asians it 's like hearing a F.O.B. speak English.

LOLOLOLOL

2. WTF is up with people who fill ur whole face book page with .... likes .... . I mean once or twice meh, but not everyday. day after day it just keeps happening. I want a FUK OFF button. .... likes ... yeah well FUK OFF.

3. ...

4. Hmm i can't think of anything

5. Oh yeah (sorry another facebook thing) Romantic lines they shove on facebook. " When you cant think stop thinking of someone, but u know they don't think about you." Well you know what im thinking... -reaches for the FUK OFF button, presses it once then another then franticlly does it until the mouse is a puddle of plastic and parts-

6. I also hate when you destroy the mouse and your finger has acid all over it. If you'll excuse me...

Me: 000, i need help my finger is melting T-T!!!!

Lady: Again, -.- i swear this is the last time Allan

Yeah I'm just gonna add to this

Did you know that 100% of readers know the creator. This means we are lonely and we need you help. So kids donate now! If your parents don't give you the money then they don't love you. This means you have to knock them out. Once you have give us all their money and bank details. :D

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris... our hero and the butt of our jokes. We make so many praises about Chuck and yet, none of us know what he really did. Yes, true, he was a Karate/Kung Fu/ Martial Arts expert, but then there is Bruce Lee. Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?
Hahaha... Bruce Lee can beatbox with a clarinet.

No but seriously... what did he achieve in his lifetime?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_norris
...I read the article and rested my case.

But did you know that Chuck Norris strongly supported going Green. And that he was a Republican supporter? That's right... he voted for John McCain. And did you know that when Barrack Obama was elected as president, Chuck Norris personally wrote a letter to him stating that "he should learn from the unforgivable mistakes of his Democratic predecessors".
(And yet Obama defied him!!!)

And besides, why make jokes about him in the first place?

1. The Killer in Texas Chainsaw Massacre is really 10 year old Chuck with a toothpick.
2. Bullies stuff Nerds into lockers; Chuck stuffs bullies into Nerds.
3. Chuck Norris Once stabbed a knife with a human being.
4. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
5. Chuck's toilet paper is a cheese grater.

Anyway.... I think I've proven my point.

Ther is nothing great about Chuck Nor....

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