The Revival Begins

It's April the 6th 2016, I wake up expecting nothing out of today, just another day in my monotonous life.

Yet at 3:11 pm something shakes in my pocket as I contemplate the complexities of life whilst staring outside towards a gloomy day like one academical genius does. I reach for my pocket and read a message from a dear friend:

Kim Long:

"i found this really nice blog"
"ive been reading like on train rides and stuff"
" the blogger is really interesting"

I smile at the idea, I smile at the word blogger. I think back to the days I used to blog and the arguments I used to get into about how Blogger was going to be better than Tumblr.

Kim Long:
http://uninformativeinformation.blogspot.com.au/

My smile fades... I think to myself screw you Kim Long  thats why you and that Ear Girl... , yet as time waned I began to realize what a contribution KL had just done to this world as he has gifted the world back their daily does of uninformative info. As the famous rapper Azza S Shot Rapper no.1 desu once said:

My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy 
There's vomit on my sweater already, mom's chinese stir fried broccoli 
i'm nervous, but on the surface I looks calm and ready 
To drop blog posts, but I keep on forgettin
What to write down, my family is too loud 
I open my laptop now, but i can't remember what to type out
I'm chokin, My laptop runs out of battery, times up over now
get back to my phone you see, type up an essay all about me 
post that shit on the internet, get a thousand hits like that. 
that last sentence don't rhyme and had no flow, but who cares ur on my shitty blog your standards have already dropped too low.


IM BACK BABY, 1 BLOG POST A WEEK


Your savior you should thank ^